Are You Lazy????

Unfortunately, the fact that you're even answering this question (or currently breathing without the aid of a respirator), is a sign of productivity. That's okay. Not everyone is born lazy. While some of us can watch Blossom for six hours straight without throwing up or going to the bathroom, others have a hard time avoiding even the simplest tasks such as bathing, shaving, or changing one's clothes. These people, sadly, are motivated and beyond our help. Still unsure if you fall into this category? Here's the Lazy Test to help you find out:

If your second floor apartment is currently on fire and there are only two exits (the stairwell which is ten feet away and the window which is two feet away) what do you do?

A) run ten feet to the door and then safely down the stairs
B) wait for someone to break in, hoist you on their shoulders, and then carry you ten feet and then safely down the stairs
C) think about the physical exertion it will take to walk the ten feet, decide it's too much, and then jump out the window
D) do not pass go, do not collect $200
E) wonder if Greg and Marcia Brady had a sordid incestuous relationship from 1967-1972
F) um... what was the question again?

If you answered A), B), C), or D) you have passing interest in life and possibly even a heartbeat.
Sorry, you're just not lazy. If you answered E) you're on the right track, but not quite there. DON'T GIVE UP!!!

The correct answer is F). I would tell you why, but I really don't know what I'm talking about.

They changed the history

there is always a reason for failure.These were the statements of M.Schumacher in Chinese Grandprix when he came 4th.

Michael Schumacher (DNF, Spin): "This weird ending pretty much sums up our season. As far as the warm-up lap is concerned, I was just warming up my tyres when suddenly I felt a big bang. I have not seen the incident on video yet, so I will not comment further. Then, during the Safety Car period, I spun simply because my tyres were completely worn and they were very cold, so when someone braked ahead of me, I had to brake as well and went off the track. Actually, I am not sure I would have finished the race because of the condition of my tyres. The only positive thing is that I am third in the championship. Now, let's look ahead to putting things right next season."


and it was the Renault which did change the history of F1 racing by winning the Formula One Constructor's championship.Here goes the Standings of 2005


1 - Renault - 191 points
2 - McLaren - 182 points
3 - Ferrari - 100 points
4 - Toyota - 88 points
5 - Williams - 66 points
6 - BAR - 38 points
7 - Red Bull Racing - 34 points
8 - Sauber - 20 points
9 - Jordan - 12 points

and the hero is Alonso

who did it ......Gone are the days of Ferrari and i think now Renault will rule the F1 race.RedBull entered the race this year after purchasing jaguar last year and it did purchase Minardi this year so hope it will go up in standing next year probably.


Here i'm attaching a picture of the whole team of Renault.










The Team




The picture of the Race car

Act smart

The Teacher asked the student to write
"I Will Not Throw Paper Airplanes in the Class"
500 times

Indian English: It vill be wery helpful, yaar!

It is the year 2020 and call centers are opening all over the West, as the new economic power India outsources work to the countries where many jobs originated. Millions of Americans, still struggling to adapt to a global economy, are willing to accept jobs that pay them in a new currency sweeping much of the world: EuRupees.

Some of them, eager to land one of the customer service jobs from India, are attending special training sessions in New York City, led by language specialist Dave Ramsey, who goes by a simpler name for his Indian clients: Devendra Ramaswaminathan.

On this warm afternoon, the professor is teaching three ambitious students how to communicate with Indian customers.

Professor: "Okay, Gary, Randy and Jane, first we need to give you Indian names. Gary, from now on, you'll be known to your customers as Gaurav. Randy, you'll be Ranjit. And Jane, you'll be Jagadamba. Now imagine you just received a call from Delhi. What do you say?"

Gary: "Name as tea?"

Professor: "I think you mean 'namaste.' Very good. But what do you say after that?"

Gary: "How can I help you?"

Professor: "You're on the right track. Anyone else?"

Jane: "How can I be helping you?"

Professor: "Good try! You're using the correct tense, but it's not quite right. Anyone else?"

Randy: "How I can be helping you?"

Professor: "Wonderful! Word order is very important. Okay, let's try some small talk. Give me a comment that would help you make a connection with your Indian customers."

Randy: "It's really hot, isn't it?"

Professor: "The heat is always a good topic, but you haven't phrased it correctly. Try again."

Randy: "It's deadly hot, isn't it?"

Professor: "That's better. But your tag question can be greatly improved."

Randy: "It's deadly hot, no?"

Professor: "Wonderful! You can put 'no?' at the end of almost any statement. You are understanding me, no?"

Jane: "Yes, we are understanding you, no?"

Professor (smiles): "We may need to review this later. But let's move on to other things. Have you ever heard Indians use the word 'yaar'?"

Randy: "Yes, my Indian friends use it all the time. Just last night, one of them said to me, 'Randy, give me yaar password. I am needing it to fix yaar computer."

Professor (laughs): "That's a different 'yaar,' yaar. The 'yaar' that I'm talking about means friend or buddy. You can use it if you've developed a camaraderie with a customer. For example, you can say, 'Come on, yaar. I am offering you the best deal.' Do you understand, Jagadamba?"

Jane: "Yaar, I do."

Professor (smiles): "Okay, let's talk about accents. If your client says 'I yam wery vorried about vat I bought for my vife,' how would you respond?"

Randy: "Please don't be vorrying, yaar. She vill be wery happy and vill give you a vild time tonight."

Professor: "Vunderful! I mean, wonderful. You have a bright future, Ranjit. And so do you, Jagadamba. But Gaurav, you haven't said anything in a while. Do you have any questions about what we've just learned?"

Gary: "Yes, Professor, I do have one question: Wouldn't it be simpler to learn to speak Hindi?

Punch !!!!

hai everyone. go thru the 2 letters.

Dear Sweetheart,

I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses.
You are my sweetheart

Your husband
Allen


His wife replied back after some days to her husband:

Dearest sweetheart,
Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expenses details.

1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.
2. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses.
3. Your house owner is coming every day and taking two or three kisses instead of the rent.
4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I have given him some other items...........
5. Other expenses 40 kisses
Please don't worry for me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I hope I can complete the month using this balance.

Shall I plan same way for next months, Please Advise !!!

Your Sweet Heart

Yeah

yeah i started blogging...wat ta do.. kinda hyper excited i guess. so wat ya.. anyway wanna keep these kinda personal so da only person whose gonna be able to read these is me or any frinds who i may allow ie. only if they beg and beg...

anyway this is the first so i wont keep it too long..il keep u all posted wid wateva i wanna make public..